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[Buddy sees the mail room for the first time]
Buddy: It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me...
[answering the phone]
Buddy: Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?
Buddy: [phone rings, Buddy picks it up] Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.
Jovie: No way.
Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
Jovie: Thanks, but I don't sing.
Buddy: Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.
Jovie: I *can* sing, I just choose *not* to sing. Especially in front of other people.
Buddy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.
Jovie: Actually, there's a BIG difference.
Buddy: No there's not. Wait...
[Starts singing loud and off-key]
Buddy: I'm singing/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!
Gimbel's Manager: HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole!
Buddy: Yes there is!
Gimbel's Manager: No there's not!
Buddy: We sing all the time!
Gimbel's Manager: No you don't!
Buddy: Especially when we build toys!
[Back to Jovie]
Buddy: See?
Elf Movie quotes
Buddy: I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.
Buddy: [to the doctor] Can I listen to your necklace?
Elf Movie quotes
[reacting to sign saying "World's Best Cup of Coffee"]
Buddy: You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here.
Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
Buddy: I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
Buddy: Good news! I saw a dog today!
Elf Movie quotes
Santa: I'm getting too old for this job.
Buddy: Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop!
Elf Teacher: Now, before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors, let's recite the code of the elves, shall we?
[Buddy is pressing the elevator buttons at the same time]
Buddy: It looks like a Christmas tree.
Gimbel's Manager: There's no singing in the North Pole.
Buddy: Yes there is.
Elf Movie quotes
Santa: What in the name of Sam Hill is that?
Santa: How d'ya like them apples?
Santa: [Upon seeing The Central Park Rangers] Oh no, it's The Central Park Rangers
Elf Movie quotes
Buddy: I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite.
Buddy: Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!
[Buddy burps loudly]
Buddy: Did you hear that?
Elf Movie quotes
Buddy: SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
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Buddy: You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa.
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