"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out."
"Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck."
"Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!"
"Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse."
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
"Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris."
"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that."
"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."
"Sure, there have been deaths and injuries in boxing, but none of them serious."