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"The report of my death was an exaggeration." "They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy; foreigners always spell better than they pronounce." "The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money." "Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." "You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label." "When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years." "Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement." "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce." "Wagner's music is better than it sounds." "Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." | 1 | >> Back to the FUNNY QUOTES INDEX
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