|
|  |
"Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up."
Muhammad Ali.
"If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else."
Gordon Sinclair.
"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf."
Henry Aaron.
"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
Rita Rudner.
"Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country."
Ian Rush.
"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving."
Henry Youngman.
"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"
Steven Wright.
"Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night."
Peter Ustinov.
"If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you."
Paul Newman.
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
Steven Wright.
| 1 | 2 | 3 | >> Next
|
 |
|
|
