We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.
Casey Stengel, to Throneberry
I don't think either team is capable of winning.
Warren Brown, in the 1945 Tigers-Cubs series
Sure, I screwed up that sacrifice bunt, but look at it this way. I'm a better bunter than a billion Chinese. Those poor suckers can't bunt at all.
Anyone with talent can play in the Major Leagues; for someone like me to stay around as long as I did, I think that's a much greater achievement.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball.
Cheating is baseball's oldest profession. No other game is so rich in skullduggery, so suited to it or so proud of it.
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want somebody else to go chase it.
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
The only thing my father & I have in common is that our similarities are different.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalised for too many players on the field
You owe it to yourself to be the best you can possible be - in baseball and in life.